(Background Music)
(Sigh) Cody, I'm bored.
Mm-hmm, yeah...
Wh-- Cody, what are you doing?
Oh, I'm glad you asked, Junior.
You see, recently, I've been playing this mobile game and I am HOOKED!
Hooked?
Hooked like a fish, Junior.
Well, what game is it, Cody?
It's Lords Mobile.
(Cha-Ching sound) - Whoa!
Whoa indeed, Junior. Whoa indeed.
Well, what type of game is it?
Oh, I'm glad that you asked!
It's a strategy mobile M.M.O. game that was chosen as one of Google Play's most competitive games!
IT WAS CHOSEN?!
Yes!
It was chosen by Google itself!
And also Android! It got an Android Excellence Game of 2017 Award.
It did?!
Yeah, it did Junior!
It's that good of a game?
Yeah, it's that good! 130 million people are playing it around the world!
130 million people?!!
130 million people, Junior.
I didn't even know there's not many people in the world.
Yeah, neither did I.
A hundred and thirty million people playing it? It must be that good of a game then.
Yeah. 130 million people can't be wrong, Junior.
Well if 130 million people jumped off a bridge, would you?
Uh, yeah!
Obviously, there's something up with that bridge.
Yeah! Oh my god! How much does this game cost?
Uh, you're not gonna believe this, Junior...
It's free.
It's free?
It's free.
Cody, stop pulling my leg!
I am nowhere near your leg, Junior. It is completely free to download.
Well, how can a game be free? I mean like how do they make money?!! I mean... I-It's FREE?!?!
So I can just download it for free and play it?
Yep!
Anybody could download it right now for free.
Anybody could download it, s-so people should go download it?
Yep!
And 'cuz it's FREE?!?!
Yeah, it's completely free.
I guess... y-you do have to pay for the phone that you're playing it on.
Unless you're one of the lucky people that they send a free iPhone X and a PS4 Pro!
WHAT?!!
Yeah, that's right, Junior!
They're gonna select three lucky winners to get an iPhone X and a PS4 Pro!
THEY'RE GONNA SELECT 3 PEOPLE TO DO THAT?!!
Yeah, all you have to do is go to the link:
...link in the description,
..and redeem the gift and you can get a free in-game gift worth two hundred US dollars!
2 HUNDERED US DOLLARS?!?!
2 hundred US dollars and you can enter to win a free iPhone X, or... err, actually... and...
...a PS4 Pro.
WAIT, I GET BOTH?!?!
Yes! Both, Junior.
Uh, both! Uh, so... (stutters) T-they give out both things to 3 people?
Yeah. Yeah, they do, Junior.
A PS4, and an... (stutters) And an iPhone X?
Yeah.
And it's a great game! You wanna see how to play it?
Uh.
Wait, really?
Y-yeah.
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Uhh....
- Do you? (Cha-Ching sound)
- YEAH!! - YEAH!!
Let me show you how to play it, Junior.
Okay.
Alright, Cody, I'm ready for you to show me how to play the game. Play it.
Are you ready to have your eyes melt off your face?
Oh, I'm ready, Cody. I'm ready!
Okay, Junior.
WHOA!!!
Yeah, I'm that hunky knight right there.
Oh, are you gonna win?
Oh yeah, I'm gonna win, Junior!
Of course I'm gonna win.
W-what's going on?!
I'm defending the castle from the red team.
(stuttering) W-well, win! Hurry up!
I'm-I'm going in! I'm moving in! Alright, Junior.
- Here we go! - Yeah, mess 'em up!
Mess 'em up! Mess 'em up!
I'm messin' 'em up!
Alright! I've got 'em surrounded!
Oh-ho! I wo-hon!
You mean you put 'em in a cage.
Yeah! Look, I'm setting up my army, okay.
Oh, press the play button.
I'm getting all in place.
Alright, let's do this!
WHOA!!!
He-he-he-he!
(stutters) A-are you winning?
Uh, yeah. Obviously.
W-w-w-wait, what's going on here?
Well, you see that? I'm moving in all different directions, Junior.
Gotta keep 'em guessing.
S-s-so what's happening?
I'm taking over the world! What do you think is happening? Look!
Well, you only have like... 9 minutes to do it.
Well, yeah! Obviously, Junior!
You gotta hurry when you're taking over the world!
(stutters) Actually, that's...
See all those orange arrows?
That's ME!
That's me! I'm doing that!
Re-really?
- Wow! - Yeah.
Yeah, look at all those arrows.
Well, keep doing it.
I'm doing it! I'm doing it like crazy!
You see all those buildings? They're gonna be mine in a minute!
Well, then keep doing it.
I-I am!
And I've got about 9 minutes to do it.
Oh, well, what's going on here?
This is my city!
- You see that city, Junior? - Is that Disney--
Is that Disney World?
Yeah! And that's my castle!
You see all these people? I could be all of those people!
Oh, which one are you gonna be?
Uh, I'm gonna be that hunky knight right there that's slashing the big, orange idiot.
Oh, well keep going!
I'm doing it! See?
I-- I'm winning, and t-there's a dragon!
Oh, uh-- A Mega Maggot!
I get a Mega Maggot! Nice!
It runs what you are.
Okay, yeah!
O-oh. Uh, what's this?
I get a Tidal Titan!
He's like a depressed walrus man!
Oh, wow! That's awesome!
That's awesome!
W-what is this?
Uh...
Uhh!
I don't know.
Uh, it's a new place!
It's a... It's-- Yeah!
With a new castle!
Y-yeah, make 'em attack each other!
Ha! I am!
Are you winning?
Yeah!
I-I'm the one with the bird man.
That's me!
They have like a dragon or something.
Well, go in.
Keep going!
See what my bird guy did? He threw those people around.
Y-yeah!
Yeah, look! There's a ghost!
I owe-- She's also me!
Wh--
Look, don't you see those cannons?
Yeah.
Oh, they're 'bout to get GOT! Look at that!
A-ho!
Whoa!
Yeah-he. Look, look.
Now I'm gonna surround 'em.
And I WON!!
Another cage.
Yeah! Yep.
You just... You just put the bad guy in the cage, and--
"Total victory."
Yeah, they took 40 thousand ca-casualties, Junior.
You see that?
40 thousand?
40 thousand!
That's so good, I won.
Oh, wow.
Look at all that. I got a ghost army going on.
I'm firing cannons all up in their army, Junior!
Wow!
Yeah!
Wait, w-what's happening?
I'm winning, obviously!
This is Lords Mobile! That's what's happening!
I'm gonna download that game right now, Cody!
Oh, you better, Junior.
And you should follow the link in the description to get a hold of that sweet, sweet, in-game cash!
AND a chance to win an iPhone X...
AND a chance to win a PS4 Pro!
Awesome, Cody! Yeah, I'ma do it right now!
Wait, wait, wait...
While my game is downloading, you wanna watch TV?
Uh...
Yeah... But it's gonna be kinda hard to concentrate on TV while I'm playing Lords Mobile.
(Cha-Ching sound)
(Sighs) Lemme turn on the TV.
(grunts)
Behold...
Lords Mobile!
Your poor peasant's eyes could not even begin to fathom its grandiosity!
Lords Mobile is a strategy mobile MMO game.
In it, you will need to perfect your strategy!
Find your enemy's weaknesses, mix and match your army lineups!
And take them down!
It also has many heroes with unique skills that you will recruit and upgrade to lead your army!
You can also take them into a fun RPG-style campaign!
While you can mix and match your heroes,
and unleash their skills!
Whoa! Cody...
Was that a commercial for the game?
Of course there was, Junior.
There's 130 million playing the game.
You'd be a fool not to be playing Lords Mobile!
Well, I don't wanna be a fool. Where's my phone?
Hey guys! What doin'?
Oh, I'm glad you asked, Jeffy.
You see, recently, I've been playing this new mobile game and I am HOOKED!
Hooked?
Yeah! Hooked like a fish, Jeffy.
What is it called?
Heh. It's called Lords Mobile.
And it's the best game ever!
(Doorbell rings)
(Chuckles) Oh, hold on.
I'll be right back.
Hello...
Oh, yeah!
Thanks, kid.
You are welcome.
(Cody moans)
Aw, yeah. Link in the description.
Oh yeah!